Polly Want a Kraken Label

“Polly Want a Kraken” is a Carribean black spiced, small batch distilled rum. It is named after the kraken, a mythical giant squid-like sea monster. Back label reads, “Avast! Take a cruise with a pirate on a tropical journey of pleasure. A spicy roasted treasure infused at bountiful measure. Pace yerself there laddie, tho it may be a tasty treat. This buxom beauty is sure to put sea legs on even a brave seafarer’s feet. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! A grog so zingy, robust and thick. Prepare to be boarded with flavor, then repeat after me, “Arrrg! That was quick!”